Former Governor Mike Huckabee (MESH)

Congratulations. You’re a plain-spoken and mildly interesting leader-type who nevertheless is dislikeable for many reasons (you know Why) and who is so diligent as to be a little sad. Fortunately for you, you have a particular brand of Huckleberry-Hound-esque relevance--the type of relevance that means you won an Emmy in 1960 but haven’t really improved much since. People still give a shit about stuff that won an Emmy in 1960 though so lo and behold: you have friends! You may be a sort of bastard, but at least you’re a bastard who leads other bastards. Good job.

One night, after a spirited dinner at Red Lobster, your partner pulled you into a palm-reading booth on the wharf. The excessively-bangled, patchouli-smelling woman who reads your fortune tells you that your aura contains notes of Retired Hunting Dog and Wednesday Night Bowling League. This might trouble you for a moment, but only a moment, because you have--or soon will--discovered that an extremely normal persona doesn’t forbid you the excitement and spontaneity your heart craves, but instead makes even your greatest depths of despair and depravity come off as, at worst, mildly eccentric.

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Unpacking Your Type

The M in your type stands for Modernist. You communicate with clarity. People find you reasonable, well-spoken, and/or dismal.

The E in your type stands for Elton. Elton John, that is! You're spontaneous and go with the flow.

The S in your type stands for Shroom. Mushrooms have sad good habits. You have a positive influence on those around you, but is that what you really want???

The H in your type stands for Heel. You're antiheroic. If your life had an audience, the audience would probably sympathize with, but not admire, you.