Nameless Member of Insane Clown Posse (PBRH)

Do you think that, if you get the result “Nameless Member of Insane Clown Posse” in a personality quiz, you’re in for a positive personality description? If you do, ruh roh Raggy. You’re so wild as to be scary and have habits so bad that people have likely recommended many types of therapy, but you persist nonetheless in your own charismatic way. Like the creepy vizier who somehow charms the king, you may not always be the frontman of your particular Insane Clown Posse, but you pull enough of the strings that you find yourself indispensable.

You inspire a type of devotion that makes so little sense as to be incomprehensible to outsiders, but somehow people gravitate to your brand of deeply strange life. In fact, your cool-headed devotion Jedi Lightsaber LARP (or whatever occult, ride-or-die subculture you choose to identify with) has created a depth of emotional resonance between you and your fellow Jedi Lightsaber LARPers that will never be broken--you’re out of control, but you’re out of control together. 

You are also extremely villainous, just so you know, but in a cartoon sort of way. If people haven’t already tried to assassinate you, be on the lookout for that in your future, but take comfort in the fact that you are like a cockroach: undesirable, but also weirdly hard to kill. So when you wake up every morning, be sure to consider putting on some kevlar underneath your mysterious robes just in case someone finally has enough of your shenanigans.

Notable Nameless Members of Insane Clown Posse

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Grigori Rasputin

Wile E. Coyote

Count Olaf

Unpacking Your Type

The P in your type stands for Postmodernist. You communicate with passion. People find you exciting and/ or confusing.

The B in your type stands for Bernie. Bernie Taupin, that is! You're methodical and good at keeping control.

The R in your type stands for Roni. Pepperonis have fun bad habits. Your heart belongs to chaos and that's pretty rad.

The H in your type stands for Heel. You're antiheroic. If your life had an audience, the audience would probably sympathize with, but not admire, you.