The Noble Stoner (MERF)

You smoke a lot of weed but you’re always happy to share it. People love being around you because you offer plain-spoken (possibly substance-inspired) wisdom. You would also be up for basically anything as long as it’s fun.

Without your weed you’re a crunchless taco, a summer anthem with no bass, a Target employee who doesn’t cry in the bathroom after every shift. That’s not to say it’s literally weed. You might be a Disco Stoner, a Homemade Granola Stoner, a World of Warcraft at 3am Stoner. But whatever it is, it’s the source of your extraordinary chill and goodwill towards all people. That shit’s sacred.

Notable Noble Stoners

That Guy You Knew In High School Who Is Always Really Kind When You Run Into Him At Your Hometown Grocery Store

Shaggy

Sokka

Unpacking Your Type

The M in your type stands for Modernist. You communicate with clarity. People find you reasonable, well-spoken, and/or dismal.

The E in your type stands for Elton. Elton John, that is! You're spontaneous and go with the flow.

The R in your type stands for Roni. Pepperonis have fun bad habits. Your heart belongs to chaos and that's pretty rad.

The F in your type stands for Face. You're heroic. If your life had an audience, they would probably admire, but not sympathize with, you.