The Hauge-Willden Type Indicator (HWTI)™

Before you begin the Hauge-Willden Type Indicator (HWTI)™, we recommend performing the following activity. Take a piece of paper and write the word Test on it. Now, cross it out. That's right, this isn't a test at all! The Type Indicator is a questionnaire, not a test, and we like to perform this activity to remind ourselves that there are no right or wrong answers--as long as you're giving the ones that match your feelings.

We love administering the HWTI as an aid to individual or organizational understanding of personality, but the test you're about to take is even more exciting than usual: this is the first time in its history that the HWTI, long trusted by schools, workplaces, hospitals, and individuals everywhere, will be administered online! Previously, this test was only administered in person by trained Hauge-Willden Institute Personality Professionals™, but at long last we've made our most frequently administered personality questionnaire, the HWTI available, instantly, to everyone at no cost. After answering all the personality questions, click Finish to instantly receive your official personality assessment, as determined by our new Personality Algorithm™.

Keep in mind that these results don't include the HWTI Personality Guidance Methods™ which you'd receive during an in-person consultation. Those interested in Personality Guidance should contact a licensed Personality Professional.

Today, you would like to find in your lunchbox:
three nice haikus
a single desperate, confessional poem

It's like
trying to find gold in a silver mine
trying to drink whiskey from a bottle of wine

I always eat dessert last.
agree
disagree

A friend loses a bet to you. As a consequence, they must now smoke weed and then talk to a traffic cop.
stop them right away
stop them, but wait until the last second

You work at a community college. When you email a colleague to warn them that you will miss an appointment they scheduled:
it's two paragraphs long
it's two sentences long

Your elderly witch friend is dying and has released their extremely confusing will in which you may or may not be the heir to an isolated wilderness property. You must go immediately, because, as they say, "possession is nine-tenths."
I will run through the woods
I will take a car

You're alone at home and starving.
order pizza
leftovers are in the fridge

You are out walking, when you observe a young child who has fallen into a pond. No one else is nearby.
dive in to save them
take off your jacket first

It's movie time.
the new Louis Armstrong biopic
An incomprehensible art film called "The Sunset Vanishes," which subverts the romcom genre by centering a man who only eats Lunchables, and it's never explained why

You meet a friend at a nice restaurant. They insult your personality, and, over your initial objections and attempts to divert the conversation, continue to do so.
leave
escalate

You love chips. What do you eat at the library?
chips
a quieter food

You're a student at a WWII-era New England strict all-boys boarding school. You and your friend are both homoerotically bound to--and repulsed by--the same third person, who you are both going to meet tonight at the One Night in Paris formal. However, your friend has been given detention for writing unlicensed poetry during class hours.
meet the object of your desire/ repulsion solo
claim credit for your friend's crime and go to detention in his place