Amalythia, Priestess of the Nine Realms, High Witch of the Swamp

You side with: Amalythia, Priestess of the Nine Realms, High Witch of the Swamp

As you wander through swamps

And misty forests green,

Call out to her,

lest ye be by evil spirits seen.

Amalythia!

Guide us through this cruel and callous night.

Amalythia!

Guide us once more toward the great and glorious fright.

Any fox or fae or fertile fern or foe

Who wants to join her campaign,

Reach out and let her know!

She works for equal immigration to the realm;

No one will be unwelcome

With Amalythia at the helm.

Her politics are simple--she’ll answer questions three:

Do we need an FDA?

Why, that’s silly, can’t you see?

Should we give our money

To a parenthood that’s planned?

Why, with me in charge,

Abortion will be banned.

Should we do away

With stealing children’s life?

Why no of course we shouldn’t--

We need child’s sacrifice.

So if with Amalythia you think you do concur,

Get out to the polls and cast a vote for her.