Phillip Jaruzelski, Wererat

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In a recent tweet, Phillip Jaruzelski called attention to the fact that although Werewolves are a significant minority of Werecreatures, their dominance of Weremedia has tended to marginalize other werecreatures. Said Mr. Jaruzelski: “Werewolves get all the press, but those of us who turn into uncool creatures actually have it much worse (1/58).” In the thread, Mr. Jaruzelski went on to describe his personal experiences as a Wererat and, finally, to express his interest in serving as the representative of not just the Were-community, but of all Nine Monstrous Disciplines as the Supreme Thing.

Holding a PHD in Cultural Studies from the University of Transylvania at Brașov, Jaruzelski’s policy mainly focuses on civil liberties. His website outlines a 13-step plan for scrobgle equality and also advocates for a fair and just unliving wage. If you were to turn on the ectoplasmic television and catch one of Phillip’s grassroots-funded adds, you might hear his campaign slogan. “Face the Moon: Together” encapsulates Phillip’s werecreature pride while also welcoming other creatures to join his campaign for Supreme Thing. Phillip is passionate about leading with his fellow creatures and listening to input.

As he walks down the street, one might notice two things about Mr. Jaruzelski. First, he is unable to resist the scent of cheese. Second, he’s perpetually trying to out-shave his beard, which grows at a rate of 1 cm per hour. Of his love for cheese, Jaruzelski says, “It may be stereotypical, but I catch the slightest hint of gouda on the wind and I’m into that cheeseshoppe like a fly in Dawn dishsoap.” Every morning, Phillip wakes up and puts on his signature sweatervest and pressed slacks duo. “Modelled after my wererat rolemodel,” he says, “Stuart Little!”

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