"Cool Ghoul" Ramona Saunders

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“Honestly, I think monsters forget that haunting is a chance to be creative and have fun,” says tech innovator and style icon Ramona Saunders in a new interview with Ghoul Power magazine. “I like to hide in a shallow grave, and when I hear passersby I dig my way out in the traditional manner. But then, when I confront the terrified mortal, I hand them a mixtape. It’s about putting your personal stamp on things. When I founded Scarenet with my good friend Horace Bones, a lot of people thought that a creepy arts networking website, especially one founded by a skeleton and a ghoul, would never get off the ground. Well, we helped organize over 100,000 independent scares in our first year and proved the value of monsters working together on things they’re passionate about.”

Saunders, who wears colorful sweaters and stitches up her own rotting flesh with multicolored thread, has run a largely self-funded campaign based on her widespread popularity among younger undead while avoiding many of the Halloween policy questions which have dogged several of her rivals’ campaigns. Drawing staff from Victoria Frankenstein’s successful 2018 Supreme Thing campaign, Saunders was widely considered to be the favored candidate in this year’s race before suffering several scandals in recent months.

“Of course I think the spooky minimum wage should be 15 bones per hour--more money for workers means more consumer spending. It’s a win-win,” Saunders said during a September press conference. “But I don’t think Uber Haunts contractors should be classified as employees. It’s bad for casual haunters who love having a flexible side job, and it’ll also harm consumers who want a good scare at an affordable price.” An investigation into Saunders’ finances later revealed that Uber had donated 10,000 skulls to her campaign, but Saunders denied any wrongdoing. “People and organizations donate to my campaign because they care about our commitment to Monster Equality, bold leadership, and a Nightmare Economy that works for everyone.”

At press time, Saunders had taken a break from promoting her campaign’s new “Cool Ghoul” sweaters in order to solicit campaign playlist recommendations on twitter.

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